There’s this one reader of Everlark fan fiction who’s been leaving one sentence responses to any and all for over a year.
After a chapter on a fan fic based on “The Tudors” where everyone is shown to be snogging or bonking or whatever: The court is a busy place.
In response to a fan fic that’s super-angsty and dark: WOW.
After a Tarzan Peeta fan fic (It is great; self likes it so much better than any Tarzan movie version) dropped a new chapter today, a chapter in which Tarzan Peeta (who knows no English) shows a wary Katniss a scene of two monkeys fornicating in the jungle, then stares intensely into her eyes (Chapter ends right after Katniss stares dumfounded at Tarzan Peeta — which is to say, damn cliffhanger of all cliffhangers!)
Peeta has absolutely no experience with any women, but he wants to _____ with Katniss so the only way he can show her what he wants is to take her to a scene of animals doing it which is so — sweet and gentlemanly, like he’s asking: Are you down with this sort of feral activity, Katniss? I wish not to offend!
- Peeta wants to get busy.
LOL LOL LOL
Self finally told the Laconic Commenter how much she enjoyed those cryptic zingers, and found out today that the commenter is a busy Mom who dashes through airports while madly reading fan fic on her cell phone. Which explains everything.
There was another comment on the Tarzan Peeta fan fic that cracked self up today:
- I did see the Tarzan movie and it is good. Alexander S’s body is fabulous. Sorry to digress.
Stay tuned, dear blog readers. Stay tuned.