July 24, 2015 at 9:09 am (Books, Conversations, Movies, Niece, Recommended)
Tags: adaptations, Fridays, humor, Josh Hutcherson, London, novel, Peeta Mellark, science fiction, summer, The Hunger Games, websites
This is a matter of grave import, dear blog readers, for the last Hunger Games movie (Mockingjay, Part 2) is coming out in November, and the fandom is just about to burst.
That now-familiar trope, the Dystopian Boyfriend, is going to have such a field day.
Dear blog readers already know where self lies on this gradient.
This discussion has to do with the movie version of The Hunger Games, not the books! For you lame ones who have never seen a Hunger Games movie, Gale Hawthorne is played by Liam Hemsworth, and Peeta Mellark is played by Josh Hutcherson.
Going in to movie # 1, self had no love for J-Hutch, as she’d only seen him in The Kids Are All Right and he struck her as — all right but he definitely was not her first choice for actor to play Peeta (Her all-time favorite HG character) Now, four years later, after reading the entire trilogy, watching 3 movies, and becoming a fan fiction writer of Everlark (??? Can you believe it ???), self is all like, WHO IS LIAM? WHO IS GALE? There can only be ONE Dystopian Boyfriend! Don’t even mention! Self can’t even!
Let the Decider.com analysis begin! (Ummm, the discussants are both men. Nevertheless. Posted March, 2015)
P.S. It is Friday. Please feel free to be super self-indulgent. No trigger warnings. Definitely the PG version.
Excerpts of choice:
- Pro-Liam: The chiseled Hemsworth jaw. The woodsy hunter look. The delicate, elderly aunt’s name. (Self didn’t know that Gale was an aunt’s name? Does Collins say this in the books?)
- Pro-Josh: I could probably carry him around on trips with a little Glad container of hummus.
- Pro-Liam: “Hey, babe, calm down. No one is thinking about this nearly as hard as you are. Let’s go hunting.”
- Pro-Josh: I’m very attracted to tiny boxes of feelings that are likely to explode like a pressure cooker.
- Pro-Liam: Peeta would come back after the seventh time I fake-break up with him, while Gale would call my bluff . . .
- Pro-Josh: I’m gonna snatch it/him right up! And then carry him around on my back, like a human Yoda.
Had enough, dear blog readers?
A long, loooong time ago, when self was still having meaningful discussions with Niece Georgina (who was at Stanford), she declared herself unable to see the attraction in J-Hutch and Georgina said “No. It’s Josh. Definitely. Hotter.”
And the rest is history.
How self could ever have considered Liam Hemsworth anything more than a limp dishrag when contrasted with the all-over hotness of J-Hutch (His miniscule height strangely adds, rather than detracts, from the appeal — people, don’t ask self to explain, it just IS) is simply confounding.
Self is also still reading Howard Jacobson’s hilarious and heartbreaking novel, The Act of Love (Set in London, today. His main character spends a lot of time on Great Russell Street)
Stay tuned, dear blog readers. Stay tuned.
June 29, 2015 at 6:16 pm (Flowers, Movies, Places, postaday, Traveling, Writing)
Tags: adaptations, artists residency, Gardens, inspirations, Ireland, Mondays, postaday, postaweek, summer, travel, Tyrone Guthrie Centre, Wordpress
Another from last night’s walk around the grounds of the Tyrone Guthrie Centre (This place is absolute balm for self’s spirit):
What is it, exactly, about this place? The light? The surroundings? Knowing other artists are just a shout away? Ireland? She is exceedingly grateful for every day that she wakes up here.
It’s a gorgeous time of year. Flowers are blooming:
Flowers growing from atop a low stone wall . . .
More of the Same (Just From Another Angle)
Today is #AgentsDay on Twitter. So many authors are grateful to their agents, which is nice.
This is not a pursuit self feels she can successfully engage in. (Optimism does not come naturally to self!)
It is also, interestingly enough, #askELJames Day on Twitter. And the questions! The questions!
When self was in London, a few weeks ago, she saw a huge Fifty Shades of Grey poster (a still from the movie) that covered an entire building. How’s that for making a statement? Jaw-drop time.
Jamie Dornan has quite a good back. Self’s just saying.
(Now, how did self get from Annaghmakerrig to Fifty Shades? No idea)
Stay tuned, dear blog readers. Stay tuned.
April 3, 2015 at 3:21 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: adaptations, Fall movies
“No, No, absolutely not! I hated dying my hair! I’m sick of the blonde!”
(This is a quote)
More here on the tragic breaking news.
January 26, 2015 at 2:54 am (anthologies, Books, Places, Recommended, Sundays, Weather, Women Writers)
Tags: adaptations, Mendocino, praise, science fiction, Sundays
It was a beautiful day in Mendocino. The sun was shining. It was warm.
Self had lunch out, at a small deli just a block away.
She was reading about Read the rest of this entry »
January 6, 2015 at 4:20 pm (Memoirs, Movies)
Tags: adaptations, David Denby, memoir, performances, praise, review, The New Yorker
Aha! A fairly recent issue of The New Yorker — Hallelujah!
In this issue, David Denby reviews “Wild,” the film adaptation of the Cheryl Strayed memoir.
Self saw the movie several weeks ago, after which she posted a few remarks on Read the rest of this entry »
December 21, 2014 at 1:10 am (Books, Links, Lists, Recommended, Women Writers)
Tags: adaptations, book lists, Haruki Murakami, novel, poetry, reading lists, Saturday, William Maxwell
With any luck, self will get to the following books, eventually. Not in 2015, probably, since her reading pace is positively glacial. But hopefully, if she’s still alive and in full possession of her marbles in a couple of years — say, in 2017 — she may be able to give the following classics a shot (The only one she’s read before is Moby Dick. And she read that — all 900+ pages of it — when she was just starting in the Stanford Creative Writing Program. Why she felt it was important to understand Melville before she could take herself seriously as a writer is beyond her)
- Jane Austen’s Emma
- Herman Melville’s Moby Dick (Self is really looking forward to the Ron Howard adaptation because, after all, Chris Hemsworth!)
- Gustave Flaubert’s Sentimental Education
- Laurence Sterne’s Tristram Shandy
- Herman Melville’s short fiction
- Baudelaire’s Les Fleurs du Mal
- Thomas Hardy’s Jude the Obscure
And here are the books of 2014 that rocked self’s world:
- Rebecca West’s Black Lamb and Grey Falcon
- Haruki Murakami’s The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
- William Maxwell’s So Long, See You Tomorrow
Stay tuned, dear blog readers. Stay tuned.
December 14, 2014 at 3:11 am (Links, Movies, Recommended)
Tags: adaptations, fan fiction, Mockingjay, praise, reviews, Saturday, The Hunger Games, websites
Self has just seen “Exodus.” Yeeees. Hard to believe, but she actually followed up watching “Birdman” (Thursday, at the height of the storm) with watching “Exodus.”
Although let’s not kick around Christian Bale. He’s about the best we have to play such roles. Bale is a real journeyman actor. Whatever role he agrees to play, he goes for it Read the rest of this entry »
December 10, 2014 at 6:29 am (Artists and Writers, Lists, Movies, Surprises)
Tags: adaptations, Fall movies, lists, Mockingjay, Oscars, performances
Boyhood will be nominated for Best Picture. Duh.
- Ethan Hawke should be nominated for Best Actor.
- Self wants Mockingjay, Part 1 to be nominated for something. But fat chance J-Law will get another nomination. Although self would be very much in favor of such a nomination. But J-Law is already too rich. So the Academy will think it’s done its duty by her and turn its attention to some other up-and-coming. BTW, J-Law, self will not fault you if you happen to fall again while traversing the Oscars Red Carpet. It’s OK! Self still thinks you’re adorable. And she knows — knows — you’re not tripping up on purpose. Because, you know what? Self trips up all the time! Once she even fell down a whole flight of stairs. Another time she landed on her backside when entering a friends’s sunken living room. Simply because she hadn’t expected the living room to be — you know — sunken. Who does that? Why play such tricks on people? The home, BTW, was in Union City.
- Self liked The Theory of Everything — Eddie Redmayne will be nominated for Best Actor.
- Just saw Wild today. Laura Dern, it’s all about Laura Dern. Nominate her for Best Supporting Actress, puh-leaze! (Self so dislikes the opening scene when — Should she put in a Spoiler Alert? Nah. — Reese Witherspoon, who plays Cheryl Strayed, pulls off her toenails, then loses one boot down a chasm. Self did take note of the fact that Witherspoon’s gams are excellent! But what was with all the heavy breathing — like the audio for a porn movie. Not that self has any experience watching porn movies. She’s just saying. Also, judging from the movie, the Pacific Coast Trail is lined with male pervs. Ladies, before you get inspired to follow in Strayed’s footsteps, take a martial arts class. And don’t forget to pack the Mace. And, still also, how proactive of Strayed to take 20 condoms along on her hike. Truly forward-thinking! She is one smart lady.)
- This time last year it was all Lupita Nyong’o. Now, there is absolutely zero mention of Lupita Nyong’o. Maybe next year? What will she wear next on the Red Carpet? Dying, absolutely dying to know.
And this is about as far as self wants to stick her neck out. So, goodnight.
December 7, 2014 at 12:51 am (Links, Movies, Recommended)
Tags: adaptations, humor, indulgences, Mockingjay, Peeta, Saturdays, The Hunger Games, websites
There are times when all self wants to do is stay in pajamas all day and read Hunger Games fan fiction. And that is the honest truth.
Wait, that IS what you did all day today, self! You stayed in your sweats — one step up from pajamas, at least — and read a new fan fiction you’d just discovered, written by c_r_Roberts.
But you also saw Mockingjay, Part 1 for the second time, which means you did get yourself out of the house, even if it was just for two hours.
The Man wisely opted to see some other movie, the one starring grungy Jake Gyllenhaal as an ambulance chaser.
Self has decided that critics who dislike this installment of the Hunger Games movies are Team Gale. Because those like self who are Team Peeta just loooove Mockingjay, Part 1.
And, as if to back up her point, here’s a quote from The Daily Beast, which self likes to read on a somewhat regular basis:
Team Peeta or Team Gale: Why the Hunger Games’ Love Triangle Ruins Mockingjay, Part 1
A lot of people die in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1. Unfortunately, Peeta Mellark and Gale Hawthorne are not among them.
In a nutshell:
When the books were being adapted into movies, that romantic element turned the casting of Peeta and Gale into its own Hollywood Hunger Games, with every young actor in Tinseltown clamoring to be the next Robert Pattinson and every fan of the franchise ready to set tracker jackers on any casting that wasn’t up to snuff.
Self has read articles where Team Gale professes to be absolutely crushed by Mockingjay, Part 1, when it becomes clear who Katniss really loves. They feel betrayed. Furiously betrayed.
Actually, this second viewing of Mockingjay, Part 1 started to bring Gale forward more in self’s mind. To the point where she could actually hear herself saying, “Maybe so-and-so has a point, there is something rather appealing about that Gale.”
Self always loved book-Peeta, and to tell the truth she was not enthused with J-Hutch in the first Hunger Games movie. But that beach scene in Catching Fire? Never mind how ridiculous — even tacky! — it is that Peeta shows a picture of Gale to Katniss on a beach the night before they are to engage in what is supposedly a fateful fight-to-the-death. J-Hutch and J-Law sold that scene and turned self into an avid fan of the Katniss/Peeta pairing, ever since.
So she really loves Mockingjay, Part 1.
November 27, 2014 at 6:57 am (Links, Movies, Recommended)
Tags: adaptations, interviews, Mockingjay, Peeta, performances, praise, The Hunger Games, websites
Dear blog readers know how much self liked Mockingjay, Part 1.
It was a very, very good movie. And a large part of the credit for that has to go to the screenplay writer, Peter Craig.
Self is so tired of almost every Read the rest of this entry »