In the center of the room stood a stone table, and on the stone table lay a worn red velvet pillow, and on the pillow lay a golden key, with three teeth.
Next to it was a yellowed slip of paper on which was neatly written:
GOLDEN KEY— The Magician King, p. 102
How can this be happening? We’re only a third of the way in!
This is hilarious! Like a Monty Python script!