Self wrote the below section in a tone deliberately deadpan. It’s from her novel, Camarote de Marinero: Voyages.
An archivist to a young missionary who is shortly to depart Spain for the Philippines (1597):
- As regards your health. The only hospitals are in Manila. You will be ill, but there is no help. There are two seasons, the dry and the wet. Fever is common during the wet season.