Lady in Waiting, An Endless Can-You-Top-This

That time when Anne Glenconner’s husband, Colin, decided to drive a Winnebago across America (self’s father had this dream of doing similar) and stopped anywhere he felt like it, ignoring all parking signs, which predictably enough ended up with two policemen approaching the Winnebago while Colin was in a shop:

“Ma’am, you can’t park there, it’s a violation. You need to move.”

“I don’t know how to drive it, Officer,” I replied. “My husband’s just in the shop. He won’t be long.”

Sure enough, Colin soon appeared, dressed in a bright pink tutu, wearing plastic boobs, a tiara and carrying a wand.

Lest you think, dear blog readers, that this is the most sham marriage of all time, Glenconner and her husband endure and have five children together. Despite Princess Margaret telling the bride’s mother just before the official announcement of the engagement that the prospective husband is “a degenerate.”

Stay tuned, dear blog readers. Stay tuned.

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