Emerence thinks
There was no such thing as a sane man.
The husband of the narrator “had an absolute fit when he went into his study (which was lined with bookshelves from floor to ceiling) and found the garden gnome . . . leering at him from the rug in front of his collection of English classics . . . My husband dashed out of the house.”
The gnome . . . carried a lamp and sported a tattered green apron and a tassel on the peak of his cap.
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