Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, therefore the letter-writer Dave Ronquillo exists only in my imagination (P.S. If there happens to be a person named Dave Ronquillo somewhere in this universe, who stumbles on this post, it is sheer coincidence.)
Dear Professor R,
I do not know how I did not get the memo that the date on the sourse sylabus and the final prompt sheet was wrong but I showed up for the final on wednesday and there was only five people there. If you give me a date when you would like me to take it I would gladly do that. I have already written my first few paragraphs so I could just as easily type the essay up and send it to you. Whatever you prefer is good with me.
Stay tuned, dear blog readers. Stay tuned.