It is Friday.
Self is pondering her fan fiction.
Unless you’ve been lost in space for four years, you know that she ships Everlark. And only Everlark.
Her readers — self has no idea who they are, because this is fan fiction. Everyone goes by an alias.
She loves when someone leaves a comment and says: Hey, are you going to update this story? It’s been years!
This morning, she’s re-reading a story by Ronja (who is Swedish, self thinks)
684 days ago, a reader left Ronja this comment:
Por favor, ni de casualidad que me puedo morir de tristeza.
Though self’s Spanish is a bit rusty, she thinks she can figure out the gist.
That’s because Ronja has Peeta engaged to someone else.
In self’s newest fan fic, Peeta is a serial killer. Or at least, a suspected serial killer. And Katniss is a detective (with a few secrets of her own), and her partner is Gale. And just so you know, self frequently gets comments like this on her own fic:
Jesus, can’t your Peeta catch a break?
Well, no, he cannot.
Bodies pop up all over San Francisco.
Stay tuned, dear blog readers. Stay tuned.