Forget Gisele. What everyone watching the Olympics Opening Ceremony wants to know is: Who was the Tongan guy?
Did you see the US Swim team take the gold in the Relay?
Who was the Tongan guy? What was that on his body making his skin shine? Some extra-special high-gloss coconut oil?
Who was the Tongan guy? Close-ups, please!
He’s competing in Tae-kwon-do. When’s that event? Are they going to televise it? What time?
Who was the Tongan guy?
All over the morning news shows, dear blog readers.
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