A year ago, self was just winding up a writer’s residency in Hawthornden, 45 minutes by bus from Edinburgh.
The Guardian pull-out section that day had this as the cover article:
FROM HIMBO TO HIGHBROW:
How Matthew McConaughey reinvented himself
Yes, it seems the folks at The Guardian were extremely involved in examining Matthew McConaughey’s chest. Inside, a photo of bare-chested McConaughey in a scene from Magic Mike. OMG, one day that photo will be iconic: McConaughey’s outstretched arm, the cowboy hat, the ornately carved belt, and The Feature itself: the supremely well-articulated chest.
Anyhoo, perhaps because self couldn’t get over the fact that she was reading such an article in Scotland, of all places, while in the company of very serious writers, she slipped the pull-out into her suitcase. And forgot all about it until — TODAY!
The sidebar to the article in The Guardian is a list called “Himbos Go Arthouse: The Hunks Who Got Serious”
Of course, the first name on the list is George Clooney. It cites two early movies: Red Surf and Sunset Beat. Somehow, he overcame those rough beginnings to become a “heavyweight A-lister.”
The next name is Brad Pitt. “Catnip for the Diet Coke crowd,” The Guardian calls him. He “still hasn’t removed the himbo yoke, but he wears it with cred.”
Third is James Franco. The Guardian calls him “hipster himbo numero uno.”
Fourth is Brendan Fraser. The Guardian says: “lunkish jock . . . mum-bait in The Mummy and George of the Jungle.”
Yesterday, self and Niece G text-ed each other about possibly seeing a movie together before Niece heads back to New York. Niece tells self she just saw a Wikileaks documentary. Self responds: “How about White House Down? Chan is The Man!” Niece G’s response: “Tita!”
LOL LOL LOL
Stay tuned, dear blog readers. Stay tuned.