Ah, Costco. It is such a crucial part of self’s life. Even though she has a wee family, which at the moment consists only of The Man and self, she insists on her right to make Coscto runs and purchase those huge packages of paper towels and bath tissue. Today, she ended up buying a lot of foodstuff, in addition, of course, to her trusty Benadryl (Incidentally, why did Costco stop carrying the 148-pill bottles of Benadryl? It is so inconvenient for self to have to cut up all those pills from the foil backing. It takes her so much time, time which would have been better spent reading her book!). She bought chicken thighs and a 25-lb. bag of Blue Ribbon long grain rice, and headless Tiger Prawns.
Speaking of Costco chicken, the chicken tenderloins she cooked today had absolutely no taste, and self had to drench in Ponzu sauce. What kind of chicken has NO TASTE? Even after being marinated?
Self is still reading Little Heathens: High Spirits and Hard Times on an Iowa Farm During the Great Depression. Even though this is a very short book (just under 300 pages), and self began reading it almost a week ago, she is still only a third of the way through.
Self is on a chapter called “Medicine.” In this chapter, we learn that living on an Iowa farm exposes one to injuries of all types, injuries such as:
cuts from axes and knives
stone bruises caused by bare feet on rocks
pinkeye/ chicken pox/ measles/ mumps
And, here, the author, Mildred Armstrong Kalish, describes a remedy for cuts:
We just went to the barn or the corncrib, found a spiderweb, and wrapped the stretchy filament around the wound. It stopped the bleeding and the pain, and was thought to have antiseptic qualities. Generally, healing occurred without further attention.
The only thing that self doesn’t like about this book is that she has no idea how much time is passing — how old is the narrator when she applies her first spiderweb remedy? How often did she or her family have to resort to the Vaseline, lard, baking soda, boric acid, salt, camphor, and other homespun remedies for mishaps such as stepping on a nail or on some broken glass?
Stay tuned, dear blog readers. Stay tuned.