Wednesday, 4:48 pm: Three Things

Self is sinfully dipping a teaspoon into a jar of hot fudge.  She bought it just this afternoon, at Whole Foods on Jefferson and El Camino.

More than likely, she’ll have finished the whole jar by the time the husband gets home.

Wouldn’t you know, she also has a weakness for salty food.  Like Ritz crackers.  She can eat a whole stack in one sitting.

Finally, self managed, after innumerable tries, to get The Ancient One on her feet for her annual physical.  She peed in self’s car, all over the leash, all over self’s hands and jeans.  The vet had to draw blood to run some tests.  The bill for everything, including a two-week supply of The Ancient One’s pain medication (for her arthritic joints) was over $200.

Why does it never occur to self that her own neck and shoulder pain should be treated by her doctor?

Afterwards, The Ancient One flopped on the kitchen floor, totally worn out.  Her brand new lime green doggie bed was only a foot away, but she ignored it in favor of the linoleum:

The Ancient One had a trying afternoon at the vet. The doctor had to take a blood and urine sample, and in order to do so, The Ancient One had to be placed on her back, a position she absolutely detests.

The Ancient One has a new doggie bed, but she prefers the old, filthy one, which was covered with pee stains.

Stay tuned, dear blog readers.  Stay tuned.

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