“Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus” + Himalayan “Stress Tea” = Fabulous

This evening, in loving tribute to the husband’s forebearance in allowing self to gallivant all over the Eastern hemisphere the past year, self cooked dinner:  baked chicken (50 minutes in oven at 350 degrees) + microwaved broccoli spears (3 minutes in microwave on high).

Showing on SyFy this evening:  “Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus,” execrable show.  Ah, how low SyFy has fallen, from the stellar highs of “Battlestar Galactica.”

To relax self’s overworked (Read:  tired) muscles, self decides to try a box of tea she purchased from Dharamsala.  The tea is called Himalayan Stress Tea.  Self has fond memories of wandering the streets of Dharamsala, inn-keeper/ guide Max at her side to run interference from aggressive vendors (Actually, not necessary:  all vendors in Dharamsala were extremely courteous, at least when self was in front of them)

The box of tea was surprisingly intact, not even one bent corner, after being in self’s suitcase and being banged around by baggage handlers in four different airports:  Amritsar, Delhi, Mumbai, and Newark.  Not to mention the ones at San Francisco.  Truly, self reflects, her voyage home (earlier in the week) was one of epic proportions.

Inside the box of tea is a helpful insert that proclaims:

Stress is exhausting.  It can also cause headaches, irritability, and nervousness.  Unwind over a cup of Himalayan Stress Tea.  It relieves physical and mental fatigue, rejuvenates body and mind, fortifies the immune system and improves your resistance to stress.  After all, life has its easy moments too.

Hoooly mind-blowing wisdom!

(Self also bought, from the same store, “Eye Refreshening Natural Kohl,” so impressed was she by the cat’s eyes most of the women she saw around her in India were sporting)

Stay tuned, dear blog readers.  Stay tuned.

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