Self Awakens to . . .

. . . the sound of thunder! Lightning! Boom-boom-boom!

Self at first thought it was a terrorist attack. Her heart was pounding in her chest.

She woke from a nightmare: a man wearing yellow rubber gloves was standing over her, and his intentions (with regards to self’s neck) were all too clear. Then self noticed that the mystery man had the two li’l crits, Bella and Gracie, on leashes, and then the only thought that presented to her mind was

Scott and Laci! Scott and Laci! Scott and Laci!

Then

KA-BOOM

There was a huge crash of thunder. Honestly, self had never heard the thunder so loud, not since growing up in Manila.

Then she woke up, saw hubby was in the bathroom, and picked a fight with him! Honestly! To think he was going to squeeze her neck and he had the presence of mind to put on yellow rubber gloves first!  A clear indication of malice aforethought!

Stay tuned, dear blog readers, stay tuned.

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