Something about self’s mood today — she feels extremely argumentative. Ornery. So, take the following with a grain of salt, dear blog readers.
Self likes Luc Besson.
She really does.
She can never forget that Besson gave us the glorious Annie Parillaud in “La Femme Nikita.”
And Scarjo is one phenomenal actress.
And beautiful, too.
But “Lucy” is just one more in that long line of sub-genres that are little more than titillating flirtations with feminine degradation.
Like what happened to Noomi Rapace in “Prometheus”? You will like “Lucy.”
Like how the “Kill Bill” movies are one long revenge fantasy enacted by statuesque Uma Thurman?
You might like “Lucy” (though Besson and Tarantino are light years apart — that is, in terms of cinematic wit)
And what was that movie Kathryn Bigelow did with Ralph Fiennes, “Strange Days,” the one where you put on these special glasses, and while you’re raping a woman you can experience HER fear, which heightens your pleasure? The one that had Juliette Lewis’s skateboarding Goth waif bonding with pervert played by (typecast) Tom Sizemore?
MAJOR SPOILER ALERT!
One of the most painful scenes in “Lucy” was the one where Scarjo, having been kicked so many times in the stomach, starts crawling up the walls (literally). That was creepy and grotesque, as if science fiction was melding with Kafka. Might Scarjo actually turn into a bug? At one point, she grabs her long chain (she is chained to the wall) and runs full tilt — into, presumably, a wall. But mercifully, we are not actually treated to the glorious sight of a beautiful woman’s face slamming against stone. Mercifully, there is a cut right here. Next time we see Scarjo, she appears quite composed, with no external disfigurement other than a cut lip.
There is something self likes about “Lucy,” though.
Scarjo acquires a craggy-faced sidekick, a French investigator/cop(?) called del Rio. Now, that guy, though not conventionally handsome, is actually quite a find.
Not to mention, he is an excellent straight man.
Stay tuned, dear blog readers. Stay tuned.