It being the height of summer, the inside of the house feels like an oven. Partly to escape the intolerable heat, self and hubby found themselves downtown at around 12:30. Specifically: at the movie theatre, looking over the offerings. And these were the choices:
Hellboy II: seen
Wall-E: seen
Wanted: seen
The Dark Knight: seen
Hancock: naaah
Which left only two movies for serious consideration: “Mongol” and “The X Files: I Want to Believe.”
Guess which one we saw?
Right.
Self informed hubby that she had heard there was going to be a real shocker of a sex scene between Mulder and Scully (finally!). Both stars were interviewed on some Hollywood gossip show and left many tantalizing clues. So, self’s experience of the entire movie went something like this:
Mulder and Scully meet! Sex scene sure to follow. (Nope)
Mulder and Scully exchange smouldering glances! Sex scene sure to follow. (Nope)
Finally, at the penultimate scene, the two exchanged a (somewhat) chaste kiss. Self was sure sex scene was finally going to happen! But no! Cut to Scully in hospital scrubs, about to perform an operation. Then, the credits roll.
Oh, self now remembers there was a scene of Mulder and Scully in bed together, but as both were encased in what looked like head-to-toe matching black sleeping bags, it was impossible to tell whether they had been engaging in carnal activity. Of course, after Mulder stood up, he did reveal a naked back. So, what’s up with the sleeping bags? What???
Anyhoo, self absolutely creeped out by the movie. More creeped out even than she had been by “The Grudge.” But she liked it! Exceedingly! And thinks Scully’s hair in this movie is a big improvement over the style she wore through all eight seasons of the TV show. Plus, she looks like she has a really good bod. And she and Mulder still have really good chemistry. And thank God the movie didn’t go for CGI or other technological razmatazz. In fact, it was creepy in the way that the TV show was creepy. So, self gives it four stars.
Afterwards, self and hubby emereged into the bright glare of mid-afternoon and decided to check out the Marble Creamery, next to the theatre. And what did we find? Exceedingly interesting flavors of ice cream (including self’s favorite: coconut), but a small scoop was $4.09. Highway robbery! We exited without purchasing anything.
Then, we walked to Peet’s on Broadway and self ordered a lime iced tea while hubby had his usual iced mocha. And then we went home.
Hubby dragged an old mattress from the garage to the backyard. There self and hubby sat, sunning themselves and reading. Hubby decided to (finally) plant the gingko tree we had bought from the Foothill plant sale, two months ago.
Then, inside for dinner (pork adobo) and TV. Self watched “Jericho” and was delighted to discover that the cast had been beefed up with additions of Lou Diamond Phillips and Sam Neill. Too bad this show is getting canceled! Then, self saw preview of upcoming final season of “Battlestar Galactica.” Yay!
And now self has to return to reading workshop manuscripts for Mendocino Coast Writers Conference. Stay tuned, dear blog readers, stay tuned.